Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge. Have a Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukkah / Kwanzaa / Festivus, everyone. Except for 49ers fans. You have my condolences for dealing with this team. Why do I say this? Take a look for yourself.